1985 is Back!

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Hollywood, CA – Richelieu did it again. Our most dear contributor just read the first draft of Back to 1985, the Back to the Future remake, set for 2010. Be careful, is a LOT of spoilers:


Back to 1985 is all about Marty’s teenager son, Luke; he has 15 in present days. Home alone with his brother, he is playing a loud guitar music when a thunder comes from the window, and the time machine destroys the wall and wrecks everything. He extinguishes the fire and opens the delorean and there is no one inside, only a card at the windshield saying ‘save Biff Tannen Jr.’ and on the other side ‘hit 88 mp/h’ . He accelerates and hit 88 mp/h and travels to 1985. There are a lot of jokes about Michael Jackson and David Copperfield. I will not tell exactly what Luke McFly needs to do to fix time but he needs to make his mother to fall in love with his dad, the 15 year old Marty! before Marty travels to 1955. It’s very funny. There is even a "Luke, I'm your father" joke!


There is a rumor that Jude Law is in negotiations to play the old Martin Seamus "Marty" McFly of 2010, but we cannot confirm it.

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Guy Ritchie confirmed

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LONDON, England - Guy Ritchie is confirmed to helm a new 2001 adaptation to be produced by Jon Peters (Batman, Superman Returns and Wild Wild West) for Warner Bros. “yes, we know that the movie is called 2001... and it will be released in 2009, we are working on that” said the screenwriter Michael France (Fantastic Four, Hulk) “we are trying to work with a time loop premise: they travel back to 2001 to save our planet, I think is a very clever solution.”

Some parts of the story leaked to internet and raised a lot of criticism. Mainly because the HAL 9000 computer is turned into a giant spider robot near in the end of the movie in a battle over the exploding volcanoes of Jupiter with Dave for the monolith. “We really want to make a real odyssey this time” says the producer “a breathtaking-nonstop-action-thoughtful-odyssey-thriller.”

Kubrick fans are displeased since Ben Affleck’s Paths of Glory had a new ending, where the soldiers aren’t killed by their own troops, but save themselves and freed France from the nazis (nazis didn't exist in WWI). “No” said Michael “there are some things that are sacred, we will not alter the original story one bit. There is a giant spider, yes, but it will not change the structure at all.”

Clive Owen is attached to reenact the commander Dave Bowman, and Matt Damon as the bold lieutenant Frank Poole. Jude Law will make the voice of the HAL computer.

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Jude Law goes hand-in-hand with "Manos"

Hollywood, CA - When people first heard about the shot-for-shot Manos, the Hands of Fate remake, the great question was 'who will play Torgo?' "Torgo is such a mythical creature" says Joel Silver, the producer of Matrix and Die Hard "to find Torgo is almost to find ourselves. We are very happy that Jude loved this new, fresh approach to Manos that we achieved".

The new Manos, the Hands of Fate remake is settled at a 150 million dollar budget, Cate Blanchett and Viggo Mortensen will star as the doomed couple. Recently, Anthony Hopkins declined to play the Master: "all my life, everything I've done was in the hope that someday I would play Torgo, to wear his pants, to please the Master that is away" says the sobbing actor "and now I'm too old for the part. I can't handle someone else doing it."

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